Astrology 101 .......(which one are you)

[Sek]

Ok here goes … one day in Ls we were all talking about something and I cant remember what but Astrology was brought up ….. as I know a little and still have a lot to learn .. I will post some of what I know .. maybe this can help you to understand yourself .. give you a laugh or whatever tickles your fancy .. It was suggested to me to put it on forum and as I am broke at the moment … now is the perfect opportunity lol ….. im only going to give the basics …. Please don’t take any of this to heart … as not all things relate to everyone as we are all our own people …. Im only going to do one a day lol cause it makes my brain hurt .. however I really am interested in all your signs … it also helps with understanding people … why they act the way they do … why they cover up fears, why they have to feel needed when everybody loves them just the way they are … and so on … if you guys want a little more depth just let me know and I will do the best I can ..



So here goes …..




ARIES … 21 March – 20 April …

Basic Characteristics …
Your colour is red ,…
Your body part is the Head
Your gemstone is the Diamond
And your precious metal is Iron

You guys are “mostly”
Openminded , alert, candid, generous friends, courageous and confident

But ,,,,, you can also be
Selfish quick temepered, impatient and you guys really aren’t good followers

You love…
Challenges, spontaneity and a lot of action

And you cant stand
Waiting on people, admitting when you fail, you don’t really like to listen to other peoples advice because you believe you have the best way ..


A little run down ,,,,,

Face it … yall are egocentric lol … you guys have an immense amount of energy and that can sometimes make you feel superior to the other more slothful souls that we are … becareful with all that energy cause it can make you guys headstrong restless and very quick tempered …. Hmmm … usually you guys don’t hold grudges .. but I have known a few that do …

You guys love talking omg … if there isn’t anything to say .. you will make yourself believe that there is and tell us all about it lol ….
You guys are hopelessly optimistic .. and will take on a lost cause or a losing battle because you have such strong beliefs in yourself and that is a good thing cause yall can turn basically any situation around ..

And please if we are being slow don’t get mad or irritated at us and march on over … we have feelings to lol … we know that you guys hate getting caught up in self pity and resentment … some of us take that little bit of time to get over our problems ,, not all of us are those strong aries that don’t dwell on things ….

You really don’t like dwelling on anything I don’t think .. you don’t like talking about your past wheter it be happy or sad … youd just rather move on with life and look at the future ..
You guys make great parents cause you connect with kids so well .. you remember what its like to look at the world thru fresh eyes .. you guys protect your kids with you absolute everything … sometimes a little over the top .. so take a chill pill already lol
(I hope you are reading this mum ….. )

you guys can as they would say … sell ice to Eskimos but if someone is indecisive you all can get bored and lose the sale of the ice lol .. get my drift …

you guys body part is the head .. and that leads you subject to all head issues including the jaw and facial bones …you guys can have problems with your eyes ears toothaches sinus pimples and be careful of alzheimers …..

Do you have a birthmark on your head??

Don’t expect us to stimulate you as this may lead to your depression and overwight problems ,,, when you guys are feeling crappy like that .. eat some barley more fish and less red meat (no I didn’t throw that in there cause I don’t like red meat….lol) … oh and eat a few bananas … keep up your water as well …

Don’t waste your money on an aries … she will appreciate that 50 year old book that you found in the dusty old bookstore more than she would a pair of prada’s …. Don’t get me wrong … she likes to look good … but mostly aries aren’t materialistic …


Ok that’s about all I can get out for tonight …

Next up on the zodiac is
Taurus ,….. same time same channel LMAO

<3 Sek …..!! ;D

[Raizo]

Heh, can't say that I totally fit the bill but as an Aries some of it is definitely true.

[Nessus]

Hi - I'm an Aries, Aries rising sign, moon in Leo (fun stuff)

[Toasty]

I'll be reading all of these closely. lol... got a long way to go to get to mine.

[Sek]

TAURUS 21 April – 21 May …

Basic Characteristics …
Your colours are mostly shades in the pastel lineup .. aka .. pinks green tusset and turquoise
Your body parts are the throat and the neck
Your gemstone is the Emerald
And your precious metal is Copper

Generally you guys are
Patient, reliable, warmhearted loving, gentle artistic loyal sensual and discriminating ,….

On the other hand you may be
Jealous, possessive, self indulgent, greedy and unspurising

You guys love
Stability practicality, consistency, sex, routine find food and good linen

You really dislike …
Risks, cheating, waste, Change and uncertainty



A little on the low down lol

You guys revel in gracious living and delicious excess…

You guys loveeeeeeeeeee to sleep, you willl seek a perfect sleeping position just like goldilocks did lol … most people may buy a new car or a stereo .. you guys head strait for the matress department … you guys love to OWN things and most of it will be kinda expensive.. this doesn’t mean you only buy to show it off you guys like to have nice things ..

You guys have a very kind nature… you like to help people out of sticky situations .. just don’t let yourselves get taken advantage of .. you guys need to stand up more for yourselves rather than letting that resentment build… you guys take a long time to boil but once you have hit that temeperature … LOOK OUT ..

You guys make sensous lovers and will turn any old shack into a home … just don’t turn your partner into a possession … this isn’t a good thing …

You make pleasant workmates .. do you bring in chockie biscuits to work for everyone?? Lol …

Don’t get stuck in that job you hate just because the money is good or for insecurities that you can get one better .. push your boundaries a little go for it … money really isn’t the issue that you guys think it is.. you guys really love decorating the home don’t you ?

You guys will usually have problems with stiff necks sore throats and earaches …

You guys should avoid eating a lot of fatty starchy food ..
Grab the yellow fruits … aka lemons grapefruit banana ,.. and hit your veges with carrots spinach beans and peas .. these should benefit you


On a final note …

Jelwellry and linen will be appreciated but dont skimp on quality lmao … your Taurean woman will know the difference between white gold and platinum, Llama and alpaca, cotton and linen, ,….. its their lifes work and CANNOT be fooled !!!!

till Gemini ... peace out!!!

[Stargasior]

I'm an Aries too My desk job I've had for 14 months is driving be insane. I also cannot plan into the future at all. and I'm not a good follower if the person I'm following is an idiot. Good Job!

[Sek]

lol .... gemini coming ... just gotta find a little bit of time

[Toasty]

I'm wait'n! <3 Sek

[Sek]

OK OK OK .. im late and Ik reminded me ,.,, here goes lol

GEMINI 22 May – 22 June …

Basic Characteristics …
Your colours are : yellow and blue

Your body parts are the hands and the breath

Your gemstone is Agate

And your precious metals are mercury, alloy and mercury compounds


Generally you guys are

Adaptable, intellectual, witty, logical, good at writing, persuasive mostly positive, agile and lively


On the other hand you may be

Nervous, Unpunctual, make promises that yall cant keep, cold, cunning and restless

You guys love variety, flexible thinking, flirting and telling stories


You really dislike …

Boring people, jealousy, possessiveness, over emotional and irrational behaviour



Ok and for the sum up :

You guys are the sign of thinking communicating and distributing information, your lifestyle is ususally characterised by diversity, motion and collaboration with many different people.

You guys can appear to be interested and interesting but for the most part you are emotionally detatched, you are constant questioners and often dominate every conversation but its usually not of a personal kind, they may know your birthday but you have no clue of theirs, pretty much appearing to you as invisible.

Sometimes you guys are ok with changing your mind to suit whatever situation and you value the fluid motion of communication ,,, this makes you guys lightning quick thinkers, however this fluidity though can make yall wishy washy and not be able to stick things out, you guys don’t have much style but that’s conly cause you adapt well to other peoples tastes and see things thru their eyes .

Stop being so indecisive !!!! don’t gather up tuscan colours with Indian Teak cabinets and gothic ultra violet lighting,,, lmao .. but really you guys don’t care cause it’s basically the last thing on your mind ….

You might not like what im going to say or agree with me lol

You guys are fickle lovers,,,, you could be in the middle of a deep moment or a passionate embrace and if something catches your eye or the phone rings or whatever .. if your partner doesn’t give you an answer ,,, I doubt the moment will return

You guys use sex like you use most activities ,,,, to AVOID boredom,,you really like all the flirting beforehand rather than the sex itself … You like to talk your way into and out of bed with all kinds of people

(in no way am I calling anyone a HO )

You guys like to do things with your hands, and since the hands are a body part that you rule .. you shouldn’t smoke as it would possibly become a nervous habit and you will find it harder than anyone to give it up

The Gemini eye for detail is breathtaking lol … if a book is moved you guys know ,.,, someone got a new haircut ,, you’re the first to tell them ,, and FTW .. you make great drivers you have both Ying and Yang (the twins) so while you are checking out that chicks ass (ying) ….. Yang is still got its mind on on the road !!!!

People like working with you cause yall are just so damn cheery!!! And the one liners you pull are Great! Don’t forget to get all the gossip though lol….

Funny enough geminis love a good pick up line … but you wont see them dancing their asses off on the dance floor they are the one standing at the bar waiting for a good ole chat, just remember Gems are the masters of the Flirt … don’t try and beat them at their own game .. let them take the lead they will enjoy that …

Till CANCER !!!!

Ciao!!!

[Curran]

Wha happened to Aquarius the Celebrities of the Zodiac, lol

[Sek]

ok ok ok lol im gettin there .... these things hurt my brain!!!

[dentay]

lol these things interests me as for me I'm Sagittarius half man half bull or horse one of the two but ya I like talking about this kinda thing and I know its sorta not the same but Im also into space and all that.

[Toasty]

half bull = minotaur. I'd be a minotaur in a second. Sags are centaurs = 1/2 horse. a friend of mine is a sag, I say she's half magic pony. I wanna be a minotaur. Sek get to Pisces already! <333

[Sellsword]

I'm just a set of scales and a Tampon label.

Yay Libra...

[Eotfofyl]

Cancer somethin about breasts and the number 69 ?...