Post by Rionen on May 20, 2008 16:01:35 GMT -6
Subject: A CURE FOR A HEADACHE #2
The doctor said, 'Dave, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Dave was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different pe rson. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A
new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44
Long.'
Dave laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Dave tried the suit on and it fit perfectly.
As Dave admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Dave thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2
Neck.'
Dave was surprised, 'that's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Dave tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Dave walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear? '
Dave thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.'
Dave laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
The doctor said, 'Dave, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Dave was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different pe rson. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A
new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44
Long.'
Dave laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Dave tried the suit on and it fit perfectly.
As Dave admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Dave thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2
Neck.'
Dave was surprised, 'that's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Dave tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Dave walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear? '
Dave thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.'
Dave laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
