Monkey Business

[Raizo]

So my roommate is nursing a baby monkey in the hopes of keeping it alive. So here's hoping for the best and I'll try to post good monkey pics as I can get them lol. He's sleeping after being bottle fed, which apparently she has to do like every few hours >.>, so no sleep for her. Enjoy ^^

[Ikonic]

Monkey see, monkey do.
Watch out for that monkey poo!

[Ikonic]

Here's a few song verses I tossed out there:

I once found a monkey in my pants
It had such tiny hands
Grip like a vice it did not
But it liked to scratch a lot.

Luckily bananas I had
Before them monkey was sad
Joyous monkey I did see
The little bugger smiled at me.

Monkey poo all over the place
Monkey poo upon your face
Wash your hands and wash your feet
Be careful where you choose a seat

[Fnord]

Story time about a monkey!!

So this dude was at a party (kegger) And some one brought a monkey. Now as the night went on and people got drunk, the flow of the party was pretty normal. The monkey seemed to be alright around people and everything was good. Eventually everyone ended up outside on the back porch, everyone except Bob and the monkey that is.

So Bob and the monkey are sitting in the dining room all buy them selfs. Bob watches the monkey as it hops around, and it eventually finds its way to the end table that a lamp was sitting on. The monkey takes the lamp shade off of the light, and tosses it on the floor. Bob watches as the monkey slowly unscrews the light bulb, and tosses that behind him. Bob who is sitting on the couch next to the end table were the monkey is playing with the lamp watches all of this. He watches as the monkey sticks his finger into the light socket of the, still plugged in, still "On" lamp. The monkey is met with a JOLT/ZAP, and he jumps back from the lamp shocked and surprised. Bob watches this and starts to laugh. Then he watches as the, now very unhappy monkey, scans the room for a reason as to why he just felt a sudden burst of pain. Bob watches as the monkeys eyes meet with his own. The monkey lets out a scream and charges poor Bob, jumps on his face and starts biting and scratching the shit out of him.

Bob screams and the people come rushing in to find the once happy and playful monkey, attacking poor Bob. Bob goes to the hospital for stitches. The monkeys owner is like "WTF!? He was happy when we left him with you, what did you do to provoke him?"
Bobs answer "I was there, that was all I did."

Sorry for the wall of text but This story cracks me up every time i think of it.

[Schwilly]

Lol, that is an awesome story!

Never F with a monkey......Bottom line.

On another note, doesn't that monkey look like a taru? Galka Power!

[Hungai]

Galka Power!