WARNING .... One for the BOYZ!!

[Sek]

ok got this joke today and it made me laugh ... didnt put it here to offend anyone ... Ikey if you read this and want to take it down .. its cool with me ....

(funny thing is ... its really how most men i have met think!! please correct me if i am wrong lmao)

Here goes!! .................


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to
say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me.'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told...
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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[Valhallodin]

Do you know why divorces cost so much?

They're worth it.


Why did the woman cross the road?

The real question is: what is she doing out of the kitchen and where did she find her shoes?


As a side note, I have seen WAY too many woman who think they're still sexy even with a beer gut. Go to a mall or a Wal-Mart in the South and you'll see tube tops that look like they were made from catamaran sails!