Post by Josk on Sept 21, 2004 16:16:40 GMT -6
I saw the list in the whm category so i thought i'd post a redm one, i collected these together a few months ago from various forums and forgot about them. i didnt bother to correct anything 'cause i'm lazy, so here they are rampant misspellings and all...
You've been a Red Mage too long when...
-you cast Invisible on your self, just to sneek up on people.
-You Solo EM Monsters just to show off.
-You toss out Cure III's trying to see if the mob will aggro you.
-You do Convert just to scare the hell out of the WHM in your party.
-You make fun of the BLM after his sleep spell is resisted.
-When you spam everything you have right before you level up trying to get to 0 mp just as the mob dies
-You toss out Cure III's trying to see if the mob will aggro you.
-keep pressing TAB while running through dune to check other's hp lvl.
-When your leveling your WHM Sub, you get happy as you get your nuke spells back.
-When your leveling your BLM Sub, you get happy as you get your cure spells back.
-You get pleasure from rasing a White Mage.
-you agro 3 easy preys and think, 2 more and it will be a challange.
-You play a non mage job and you still watch HP bars more then TP %
-You level blm, and find you don't have many debuffs to cast and feal board for half the battle.
-You think its awsome to have divine seal, and elemental seal BOTH! (when leveling whm or blm).
-My favorite is when I'm levelling WHM or BLM, I type (|Dispel|) every single time the mob buffs just so no one thinks I missed it.
-You get a kick out of powerlevelling a group and TANKING their mob all at once, just because the WHM doesn't get Phalanx to make it easy.
-You start unintentionally staring down the hats isle in a store, subconsciously hoping a certain red pimp hat will be waiting for you.
-When you purposefully do Chainspell + Raise + Convert to raise anywhere between 6 to 8 people at once while a WHM nearby is still casting the first spell, just to show off. =D
-You have more /equip lines in your macros than actual spells/abilities
-You're already casting Refresh on someone, so that it wears just as your casting finishes (aka "done it so many times I have an internal timer now").
-An EP elemental pops nearby, and everyone and their mother freaks out and screams "No Casting", and you cast just to piss it off, then procede to make it cry home to mommy while everyone around wonders how you're still alive.
-When leveling any mage sub is painful because there isn't that comforting 3mp/3sec constantly dripping into the ol' mana pool.
-You hang out in/explore zones that are certain doom for anyone else, because you know that between sneak, invis, phalanx, and stoneskin, you can just waltz through, and always escape or warp out if things get hairy.
-When you CAN'T count on one hand anymore the number of times Chainspell has actually been useful in party play.
-In real life you drink juice and wonder why you dont just cast Refresh on yourself.
-You eat some pie IRL and feel the need to cast an extra cure spell.
-You go to the clothing store or the mall and ask where the coffers are.
-Your friend gets a new computer/tv/whatever and you feel the need to dispel him so your equal again.
-You go outside, swing a stick at a tree then wonder how long it's gonna take for you to get your TP.
-You get into a fight IRL and wonder why Dia,Paralyze, and Blind arn't working.
-You dream about what your Convert macro is gonna say once you get Convert (Guilty)
-You laugh at the blm because your nuke only did 30 dmg less.
-You insist that a WHM isnt needed because you can heal just as good.
-You run through valkrum, train all the gobs, and then punch Chainspell and -ga them, and feel good because you've gotten your revenge.
-You think that brown Dhalmel Mantle will go good with the Red of your Chapeau.
-When you MPK the WHM that didn't cure you.
-When you try to cast Dispel, Phalanx and Refresh when leveling your sub
-Raising the WHM (Had to repeat it, it's so damn funny!)
-Popping off a Phalanx in the Dunes, just so the n00bs all examine you, so you can change equipment so they can't.
-When you're at work, and try to Warp home.
And finally my favorite:
-When a WHM dies in one hit to a DC, then you take it on your own, and then Raise the WHM again after.
-When you have done all the gobbie bags and still have to leave some equipment in your MH when you go off to exp.
-When you have better equipment than your AF, but you change in to your AF when you walk around town to impress people.
-When you laugh at other mages trying to farm because they have to rest.
-When you love how you don't have to go on anon to avoid n00b raise requests in low level zones because they don't know you have raise.
-When you can't decide between 3 different belts/rings/neck pieces because they all have their time to be helpful.
-When you notice your gear costs more than 3 of the other people in your party combined.
You solo DC+ prey while you wait for party invites.
In real life:
-When the batteries in your (insert device here) die and you scream, "Convert!"
-You hate people who type "plz" in IMs or e-mails. (ala "refresh plz)
-You hesitate several times before pressing alt+tab in windows to close an application.
-You realize lvling BLM about an hour into a PT you've been using your RDM macros and that's why your PT is looking at you funny.
-You begin to notice hats a lot more IRL.
-Someone asks you to do a price check on swords and you can tell them the price, delay, attack power and jobs equippable of everything 35+.
-You lvl a melee class and complain about how boring it is standing around whacking the mob.
-You get a kick out of pulling because you never get to.
You've been a Red Mage too long when...
-you cast Invisible on your self, just to sneek up on people.
-You Solo EM Monsters just to show off.
-You toss out Cure III's trying to see if the mob will aggro you.
-You do Convert just to scare the hell out of the WHM in your party.
-You make fun of the BLM after his sleep spell is resisted.
-When you spam everything you have right before you level up trying to get to 0 mp just as the mob dies
-You toss out Cure III's trying to see if the mob will aggro you.
-keep pressing TAB while running through dune to check other's hp lvl.
-When your leveling your WHM Sub, you get happy as you get your nuke spells back.
-When your leveling your BLM Sub, you get happy as you get your cure spells back.
-You get pleasure from rasing a White Mage.
-you agro 3 easy preys and think, 2 more and it will be a challange.
-You play a non mage job and you still watch HP bars more then TP %
-You level blm, and find you don't have many debuffs to cast and feal board for half the battle.
-You think its awsome to have divine seal, and elemental seal BOTH! (when leveling whm or blm).
-My favorite is when I'm levelling WHM or BLM, I type (|Dispel|) every single time the mob buffs just so no one thinks I missed it.
-You get a kick out of powerlevelling a group and TANKING their mob all at once, just because the WHM doesn't get Phalanx to make it easy.
-You start unintentionally staring down the hats isle in a store, subconsciously hoping a certain red pimp hat will be waiting for you.
-When you purposefully do Chainspell + Raise + Convert to raise anywhere between 6 to 8 people at once while a WHM nearby is still casting the first spell, just to show off. =D
-You have more /equip lines in your macros than actual spells/abilities
-You're already casting Refresh on someone, so that it wears just as your casting finishes (aka "done it so many times I have an internal timer now").
-An EP elemental pops nearby, and everyone and their mother freaks out and screams "No Casting", and you cast just to piss it off, then procede to make it cry home to mommy while everyone around wonders how you're still alive.
-When leveling any mage sub is painful because there isn't that comforting 3mp/3sec constantly dripping into the ol' mana pool.
-You hang out in/explore zones that are certain doom for anyone else, because you know that between sneak, invis, phalanx, and stoneskin, you can just waltz through, and always escape or warp out if things get hairy.
-When you CAN'T count on one hand anymore the number of times Chainspell has actually been useful in party play.
-In real life you drink juice and wonder why you dont just cast Refresh on yourself.
-You eat some pie IRL and feel the need to cast an extra cure spell.
-You go to the clothing store or the mall and ask where the coffers are.
-Your friend gets a new computer/tv/whatever and you feel the need to dispel him so your equal again.
-You go outside, swing a stick at a tree then wonder how long it's gonna take for you to get your TP.
-You get into a fight IRL and wonder why Dia,Paralyze, and Blind arn't working.
-You dream about what your Convert macro is gonna say once you get Convert (Guilty)
-You laugh at the blm because your nuke only did 30 dmg less.
-You insist that a WHM isnt needed because you can heal just as good.
-You run through valkrum, train all the gobs, and then punch Chainspell and -ga them, and feel good because you've gotten your revenge.
-You think that brown Dhalmel Mantle will go good with the Red of your Chapeau.
-When you MPK the WHM that didn't cure you.
-When you try to cast Dispel, Phalanx and Refresh when leveling your sub
-Raising the WHM (Had to repeat it, it's so damn funny!)
-Popping off a Phalanx in the Dunes, just so the n00bs all examine you, so you can change equipment so they can't.
-When you're at work, and try to Warp home.
And finally my favorite:
-When a WHM dies in one hit to a DC, then you take it on your own, and then Raise the WHM again after.
-When you have done all the gobbie bags and still have to leave some equipment in your MH when you go off to exp.
-When you have better equipment than your AF, but you change in to your AF when you walk around town to impress people.
-When you laugh at other mages trying to farm because they have to rest.
-When you love how you don't have to go on anon to avoid n00b raise requests in low level zones because they don't know you have raise.
-When you can't decide between 3 different belts/rings/neck pieces because they all have their time to be helpful.
-When you notice your gear costs more than 3 of the other people in your party combined.
You solo DC+ prey while you wait for party invites.
In real life:
-When the batteries in your (insert device here) die and you scream, "Convert!"
-You hate people who type "plz" in IMs or e-mails. (ala "refresh plz)
-You hesitate several times before pressing alt+tab in windows to close an application.
-You realize lvling BLM about an hour into a PT you've been using your RDM macros and that's why your PT is looking at you funny.
-You begin to notice hats a lot more IRL.
-Someone asks you to do a price check on swords and you can tell them the price, delay, attack power and jobs equippable of everything 35+.
-You lvl a melee class and complain about how boring it is standing around whacking the mob.
-You get a kick out of pulling because you never get to.
