Post by Ikonic on Sept 22, 2004 4:03:54 GMT -6
You play BLM too much when...
- you go to the mall and when you leave you try to cast warp
- you try to tractor roadkill off the road to keep your car clean
- you can predict your spell being resisted
- anything less than 1000 damage makes you sad
- you scoff at the damage Maat does to you with his spells
- you've slaughtered half the opposing team in Ballista with one spell
- you constantly argue with the RNG in your PT about who is doing the most damage
- you demand that BLMs should be able to use Manafont and Chainspell
- you overnuke to boost your evasion skill
- you laugh whenever you see someone use Holy
- you can kill mobs while focusing solely on the tv
- you have a lot of gil but there's absolutely nothing worth buyin at the AH, yet you still check it everyday hoping there might be something that will make you better
- you get annoyed if you have to use a choco to go anywhere because its not as fast as warp
- you really really wish you could unlearn spells because you have so many that ull never use and they just take up space
- you organize Ballista matches solely for the purpose of attempting to verify the elemental nuke damage formula and collect data for a resistance formula.
- you see an earth worm in the grass of your yard and your first thought is "If this cons between VT and EP, it's mine
- there is a lightning storm outside you think "I wonder if any Thunder Elementals spawn near my house"
- you look in the mirror and are suprised when you see yourself, instead of a Taru with an elemental staff.
- you ask the local baker for a Melon Pie +1 and go to the candy store looking for Hobgoblin Chocolate.
- you stop drinking soft drinks and start drinking pineapple juice, and you look for Yagudo Drinks every time you go the supermarket.
- you're with your RL friends (making the rather large assumption that you have some) and you see somebody you don't like, you ask the largest of them to 'voke them while you cast escape.
- you decide where to vacation based on whether there will be weather that is good for your strongest nuke for the whole time during your stay.
- you go to Qufim just so you can Tractor dead newbs into a pile of bodies.
- you lvl a non-mage class and are surprised when you don't die after taking 2 or more hits.
- you buy many things from the mall and call it shopga
- you still think you're pullin' the wool over everyone's eyes at 60 when you d2 everyone fast so you can get all the drops that are left over when everyone else has zoned...
- you know you've been asked to help only because you can Warp II afterwards
- you go to the mall and when you leave you try to cast warp
- you try to tractor roadkill off the road to keep your car clean
- you can predict your spell being resisted
- anything less than 1000 damage makes you sad
- you scoff at the damage Maat does to you with his spells
- you've slaughtered half the opposing team in Ballista with one spell
- you constantly argue with the RNG in your PT about who is doing the most damage
- you demand that BLMs should be able to use Manafont and Chainspell
- you overnuke to boost your evasion skill
- you laugh whenever you see someone use Holy
- you can kill mobs while focusing solely on the tv
- you have a lot of gil but there's absolutely nothing worth buyin at the AH, yet you still check it everyday hoping there might be something that will make you better
- you get annoyed if you have to use a choco to go anywhere because its not as fast as warp
- you really really wish you could unlearn spells because you have so many that ull never use and they just take up space
- you organize Ballista matches solely for the purpose of attempting to verify the elemental nuke damage formula and collect data for a resistance formula.
- you see an earth worm in the grass of your yard and your first thought is "If this cons between VT and EP, it's mine
- there is a lightning storm outside you think "I wonder if any Thunder Elementals spawn near my house"
- you look in the mirror and are suprised when you see yourself, instead of a Taru with an elemental staff.
- you ask the local baker for a Melon Pie +1 and go to the candy store looking for Hobgoblin Chocolate.
- you stop drinking soft drinks and start drinking pineapple juice, and you look for Yagudo Drinks every time you go the supermarket.
- you're with your RL friends (making the rather large assumption that you have some) and you see somebody you don't like, you ask the largest of them to 'voke them while you cast escape.
- you decide where to vacation based on whether there will be weather that is good for your strongest nuke for the whole time during your stay.
- you go to Qufim just so you can Tractor dead newbs into a pile of bodies.
- you lvl a non-mage class and are surprised when you don't die after taking 2 or more hits.
- you buy many things from the mall and call it shopga
- you still think you're pullin' the wool over everyone's eyes at 60 when you d2 everyone fast so you can get all the drops that are left over when everyone else has zoned...
- you know you've been asked to help only because you can Warp II afterwards
