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BST Humor Oct 14, 2004 4:37:21 GMT -6

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Post by Ikonic on Oct 14, 2004 4:37:21 GMT -6

An elvaan PLD walks into a bar just in time to see a high lvl mithra BST slap a newbie taru off his stool. She angrily grabs her bug broth and carrot broth and storms out.

Feeling sorry for the poor taru, the elvaan sits next to him and orders him a yag drink.

elvaan > "Rough day, huh?"
taru > "Tell me about it.."
elvaan > "She was pretty pissed.. what did you do?"
taru > "All I said was 'nice jugs'"

taken from: ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=1094829526796748047&thread=260

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Striveldt Ex-Member Posts: 543	BST Humor Oct 14, 2004 10:39:46 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Striveldt on Oct 14, 2004 10:39:46 GMT -6 HAHAHAHA, being that i lvled cooking up, i know that the broth comes in 'jugs' oh man, that cracked me up!
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Zuesholmes Ex-Member Posts: 34	BST Humor Oct 18, 2004 16:02:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zuesholmes on Oct 18, 2004 16:02:50 GMT -6 nice ik lol u should stay off the ff porn site's even if u like a mithra's jugs jk

Judan Ex-Member I have taken all knowledge as my province. Posts: 33	BST Humor Apr 20, 2005 14:27:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Judan on Apr 20, 2005 14:27:33 GMT -6 There are porn sites? Only Zues would know that
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Post by Ikonic on Oct 14, 2004 4:37:21 GMT -6

Post by Striveldt on Oct 14, 2004 10:39:46 GMT -6

Post by Zuesholmes on Oct 18, 2004 16:02:50 GMT -6

Post by Judan on Apr 20, 2005 14:27:33 GMT -6