Post by Ikonic on Feb 6, 2005 2:51:04 GMT -6
1. Your cooking is 60+, yet you crictical failed eggs this
morning.
2. All your in-game crafts are 60+, yet you can't make a rl
paper airplane.
3. In rl you start using words such as {gil} and {Thanks for the offer, but i'll have to pass}.
4. Your at work (on the internet) looking up your next
profitable item to synth later today.
5. You critical failed to shower at all today.
6. You try and find excuses NOT to leave the house today.
7. You call in to work once a week just so you can lvl up
longer.
8. You spend more time in-game than out of game.
9. Sitting with family, all you think about is "how will
I afford my next set of equipment".
10. You start feeling rich, yet rl results may prove otherwise.
11. You know the exact hour and min of full/new moon, without a timer.
12. The cars are low on gas, and the mere thought of renting a choco crossed your mind this morning.
13. You read more allakhazam web pages than you have books in all years of school.
14. Thoughts of chocos sparked an appetite for chicken today.
15. You learned to maximize your playing time by eliminated {sleep}.
16. You forgot today was your moms birthday, but you remembered there was an AF run today.
17. Spouse and kids did not respond to {silence} or esc key.
18. Your 10,000 miles over on a oil change, but your 5 lvls ahead on your next set of gear.
19. You eat pizza every night of the week because every min cooking is game down time.
20. You thought about owning your own personal airship in rl.
21. You try to {perfect dodge} the NM significant-other, after a bar scene by casting {deodorize} {sneak} and {invisible}. You realize that doesn't work and gain aggro from NM significant-other. Immediately you attempt to cast {bind} and {sleep} with no success. After realizing NM significant-other is {invinsible}, you use {last resort}..... {charm} it. You fail miserably and {escape} / {warp) to {linkshell} {member}s home to {sleep) for the night. (LOL how many times has this happend everyone?) XD
-Mixing work skills and game, by creating spreadsheets for your crafting recipes, gardening, and equipment. Making it fully query-able/filterable/subtotaled.
-Leaving the laptop on all day, not knowing when you might get a couple minutes to log-on and AH something.
-Considering paying that $30 per month fee to get wireless internet access at select airports. Or similar access at select locations.
-Weigh the benefits and costs in chilling with RL friends vs. what you could be doing in-game.
-Realize that the only chance you'll ever get into a relationship is if that potential person can win against playing FFXI.
-End up loving late nights and all-nighters because = un-interrupted game time. vs. too many errands, meals, etc. during the day.
-Plan your days around what you want to do in-game vs. any RL errands you may have.
-Find you can talk up a storm in-game but draw blanks starting conversations in RL. ><
-Wish you could just respond to ppl in RL w/ emotes. ^^, =\, ><, ; ;, -_-
-Wish you had a cute taru and hottie mithra 'mule' in RL.
Taken from: ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=110729096896936613&thread=6
morning.
2. All your in-game crafts are 60+, yet you can't make a rl
paper airplane.
3. In rl you start using words such as {gil} and {Thanks for the offer, but i'll have to pass}.
4. Your at work (on the internet) looking up your next
profitable item to synth later today.
5. You critical failed to shower at all today.
6. You try and find excuses NOT to leave the house today.
7. You call in to work once a week just so you can lvl up
longer.
8. You spend more time in-game than out of game.
9. Sitting with family, all you think about is "how will
I afford my next set of equipment".
10. You start feeling rich, yet rl results may prove otherwise.
11. You know the exact hour and min of full/new moon, without a timer.
12. The cars are low on gas, and the mere thought of renting a choco crossed your mind this morning.
13. You read more allakhazam web pages than you have books in all years of school.
14. Thoughts of chocos sparked an appetite for chicken today.
15. You learned to maximize your playing time by eliminated {sleep}.
16. You forgot today was your moms birthday, but you remembered there was an AF run today.
17. Spouse and kids did not respond to {silence} or esc key.
18. Your 10,000 miles over on a oil change, but your 5 lvls ahead on your next set of gear.
19. You eat pizza every night of the week because every min cooking is game down time.
20. You thought about owning your own personal airship in rl.
21. You try to {perfect dodge} the NM significant-other, after a bar scene by casting {deodorize} {sneak} and {invisible}. You realize that doesn't work and gain aggro from NM significant-other. Immediately you attempt to cast {bind} and {sleep} with no success. After realizing NM significant-other is {invinsible}, you use {last resort}..... {charm} it. You fail miserably and {escape} / {warp) to {linkshell} {member}s home to {sleep) for the night. (LOL how many times has this happend everyone?) XD
-Mixing work skills and game, by creating spreadsheets for your crafting recipes, gardening, and equipment. Making it fully query-able/filterable/subtotaled.
-Leaving the laptop on all day, not knowing when you might get a couple minutes to log-on and AH something.
-Considering paying that $30 per month fee to get wireless internet access at select airports. Or similar access at select locations.
-Weigh the benefits and costs in chilling with RL friends vs. what you could be doing in-game.
-Realize that the only chance you'll ever get into a relationship is if that potential person can win against playing FFXI.
-End up loving late nights and all-nighters because = un-interrupted game time. vs. too many errands, meals, etc. during the day.
-Plan your days around what you want to do in-game vs. any RL errands you may have.
-Find you can talk up a storm in-game but draw blanks starting conversations in RL. ><
-Wish you could just respond to ppl in RL w/ emotes. ^^, =\, ><, ; ;, -_-
-Wish you had a cute taru and hottie mithra 'mule' in RL.
Taken from: ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=110729096896936613&thread=6
>> ;D
